There are some people that want you to believe that Midori is really melon liqueur but I know the truth. Its lurid green colouring gives it away - it is really liquefied Martians!
See, you thought all those "Mars Rover" expeditions were about exploring Mars. Seriously though, Mars Rover is really a giant juice extractor. Why do you think the missions are always "failing"? They don't want you to see the truth.
Now before the authorities come knocking at my door, I better hurry up and give you the instructions to make this
1 tablespoon Lemon Vodka
Martian Eyeballs or Melon Balls
- Pour the Midor and Vodka into a glass, stir and top up with lemonade
- Drop in two Martian Eyeballs or if you can't find them, a couple of melon balls drizzled with a little angostura bitters for effect